make paper planes out of discarded vintage bound books and have a throwing battle with a latin student for the best table in the library
2. get a fountain pen and write an essay in calligraphy ranking the top ten sluttiest classical composers
3. cut out and make a collage of excerpts of articles and old books except only choose ones containing homoerotic subtext
4. be gay (highly recommended)
5. thrift a cheap but fancy looking wine glass and exclusively drink coffee from it in the morning for the drama
6. drink coca cola from antique porcelain teacups. basically drink everything from antique teacups
7. if you have long hair learn how to use a hair stick, except use a pen so when you need to write something, you pull out and let your hair fall down dramatically
8. go to art galleries and photograph classical statues solely at a horrible angle from under their chin. no good photography is allowed
